I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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