The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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