after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i will never coherently bang her
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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