Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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