either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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