There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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