i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am available for nakedness
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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