i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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