More tranny stories later!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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