He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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