Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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