There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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