She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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