Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
so much tequila, so little girl.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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