I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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