Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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