You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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