i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
