We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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