we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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