Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Be still, my beating vagina.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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