you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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