i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Success! We fucked roommates!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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