Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
thus making me awesome and them whores
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
