what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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