thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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