just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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