remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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