I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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