walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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