Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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