So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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