dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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