well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm really busy with my period
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