Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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