I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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