I wish I could punch you in the face.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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