If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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