I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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