butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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