The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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