My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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