And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
