well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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