Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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