i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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