I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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