Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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