think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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