at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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