i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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