are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
