At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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