is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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