You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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