Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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