The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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