This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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