; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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